nick venedi

Tuesday 26 January 2010

Meanwhile back in Lambeth...

Its all started already. Everyone has completely forgotten that the bankers have created the mess we are in and everyone ignores the fact that the reward for screwing the economy up is extra bonuses? The talk now, and this was the the case at a high level meeting yesterday in the world of Lambeth is how to be creative and manage the fallout arising from the incompetent management of the economy. How comes a mere mortal such as myself could see back in 2007 that we were heading for a big fall since the banks were encouraging everyone to take out as much credit as they could when they knew they would never be able to pay it back? Ah there is in fact a small matter to do with the fact that the more loans they could dish out the higher their bonus would be? Would I be on a bloody disciplinary and a dismissal notice if I was to do that? Yes I would but not the bankers! No we now have to pay to get them out of the mess!
Anyway back in Lambeth the employer is coming up with what they call creative ideas to manage ourselves out the the problems created by the recession. That could mean anything from trying to get staff to work fewer days a week for less pay of course to looking at increments paid etc. This is of course at present an idea but we better be on our guard and look out for what the Levithan has up its sleeve...

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