All about England

I know that the message on the left is against our Victorian values but I thought it was funny!! My disclaimer is that whilst I am publishing the message I do not necessarily agree that having more friends is more important than getting a shag.. the message does not of course imply that the Brisish meseum trustees dont get any shags as they dont have many friends on facebook anyway...

I am sorry that the English team lost by 4 - 1 the English nation deserves better, the talent is there and all we need is a break! There will be many who blame the lack of interest shown by some of the players in the team and those who think that prima donnas like David Beckham, who wouldn't play because his finger nail was injured or his hair would have been out of place, should be criticised by the press.

On the other hand this could be a wonderful opportunity for England to re examine the way they think and play and I would suggest The English team should ask the Greek national team for a lecture on tactics.

England would have had a much better chance if they focused on defending for 93% of the time then strike when there was a window of opportunity and score. That's what the Greeks did in 2004 and they won the European cup. Here's the deal, the old brigadier trolley brigade at the British museum who spend most of their lives being up their own Khyber pass return the Elgin marbles and in exchange the Greeks teach England how to play boring football but win trophies? At the end of the day winning is what matters? Bring on the Greeks! I am sure this could be a winner for the UL??