Totally unreliable rumours have confirmed that Deirdre Barlow will be the one lighting the Olympic flame at the opening ceremony tonight. Apparently she has agreed to leave the green pastures of Weatherfield and come down to London to do the honours. It will mean Ken Barlow will be left on his own for another night giving him the chance to have another affair. Sources not close to David Beckham at all have also denied that he is unable to perform as his is doing his nails.
Happy Olympic games!!
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